JENN’S HOLLYWOOD COMMENTARY

The Kardashian—Humphries bitter divorce battle continues because the executive producer for “Keeping up with the Kardashians” took part in a deposition last month and a transcript of his testimony has emerged. Court documents show the couple’s proposal was re-shot for her reality show and that conversations about her marriage concerns were filmed after she’d already filed for divorce.

This hurts Kris and his claim that Kim duped him for ratings and publicity. This has got to be the longest, most drawn out and ridiculous divorce in history.

Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t agreed to a plea deal and prosecutors are now preparing for the trial to start next Tuesday. The actress is charged with lying to cops in Santa Monica after being involved in a car crash last year.

I think we all know how this will end… with Lilo in jail having a meltdown and crying. Oh wait, that’s part of her monthly routine!

Do you remember Sanjaya from season six of ‘American Idol’? He was recently photographed performing in a New York City subway station. He was singing, “(Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay” for loose change.

Wow. Maybe it’s time for this Idol to go back and look at the career path he’s chosen.

Jesse James is getting married again. The “lucky” girl is Alexis Dejoria. She’s a racecar driver and the daughter of one of the founders of the Paul Mitchell hair care product line. Not surprisingly, she has big boobs and lots of tattoos.

This is his fourth marriage, seventh engagement and I predict it will be his fourth divorce due to cheating!

Dennis Rodman did pop up at the Vatican yesterday, in a black jacket covered in brightly colored flowers. He did NOT show up in his own version of the popemobile, as expected. It supposedly got delayed by snow in Northern Italy. There’s no word whether the new pope took a meeting with Dennis.

Somehow I’m thinking the pope was asking, Rodman who?

Steven Segal invited to Moscow by Russian President Vladmir Putin. Segal was invited to the opening of a new martial arts school. There’s no word if foreign policy was discussed.

At least Steven Seagal is making money and being treated like an A-lister somewhere in this world!